you’ll catch a jpg to the head

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

i wad in the mario movie but nobody saw me because im good at hiding 🤭

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

pick up that non-fiction book

"representation matters!" but you wont read or engage with non-fiction works about any demographic outside your own

this version of the post doesnt seem to be getting much traction but this is arguably the most important reason why we should be reading nonfiction in addition to fiction

Stamp of approval

One of my favorite tiktok niches that was created by people so bored they’re barely alive is that there’s a whole diet soda community where they believe everything you do greatly effects the way diet soda tastes and there are very specific methods of serving it to make sure you get the right flavor as if it’s an expensive steak or something. but the best part is they believe how long you leave it in the fridge is the most important part in all of it, which they call, “marinating”

diet cola fan here. our world contains multitudes you cannot fathom

I'd like to make an important clarification, which is that smallboy is actually normalsize. bigboy is just That Big

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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Become demiromantic right now

@i-suggest-aro

the skull has made its judgement. everybody get aromantic

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

isn't it fucked up that milfic means military fiction and not "possessing the traits of a milf"

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms