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I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.
#behind every great man is an uncomfortably buff box of corn flakes
sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess
THE CRAB
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Video of Tama
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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away⦠An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the catās funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who havenāt read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. Sheās now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now Iām crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially āsecond tamaā or ātama IIā) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
Iām crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).Ā There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because itās a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
āSun-tama-tamaā (a pun off of āSantamaā, lit. āthird Tamaā) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tamaās successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, āI will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.ā [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tamaās Twitter account.
Every time I see this post thereās new info and it gets better

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on the subject of bots, runescape had literally the best way of dealing with their botting problem:
if an account was detected using bot software, they would be instantly teleported to a hearing from a witchfinder general style npc, where other players could watch and throw rotten tomatoes at them. then the audience could vote on how the person on trial would be killed as punishment, and THEN the botter was permanently banned afterwards. it was the funniest shit ever
tbt when they had no banning system so the gms just teleported hackers into The Void⢠for eternal punishment
That was a whole other problem in itself, due to the whole ādisc of returningā debacle.
Basically there was an item (disc of returning) that let regular players visit these ābannedā players in the void. You could come and go freely and still talk to any banned people there. The only problem was that this item was totally tradeable/droppable, and people visiting were getting tricked by the banned players into giving the item up to them, or dropping it so it would despawn.
Basically people were pulling some body-snatcher shit, and banned players were taking the place of innocent players through the disc of returning to get back into the game, and leaving behind the innocent ones trapped in their place. Runescape was fucked up lmao
To the Voids with you
i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if āfurbies are kosherā firstlyā¦. im not jewish. secondlyā¦ā¦..what the fuck
please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies arenāt even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must.Ā
Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosherāthey are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.
hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard
take your carriage very slowly by your rivalās home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estateā¦
what order are you even supposed to read this in?
I donāt fucking know my man
The answer to your question is actually āyouāre notā - this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly. But, before you start thinking āoh well, I guess thatās not so bad thenā - Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

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God: let there be light
Moths:
I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe
MBTI types during an outbreak of a deadly disease
INTJ: Has planned for this outcome previously when bored, and is currently enacting an incredibly efficient evacuation plan, bringing only their pet.
INTP: Is one of the scientists sent to research a cure, but got bored with the work they were meant to do and accidentally mutated the virus into a more deadly form.
ENTJ: Hiding out in their bunker alongside a select few associates and their cat, and is planning to seize control of the country during the aftermath of the epidemic.
ENTP: Is a media personality known for their continual debating of action plans with public figures, and seems to be finding flaws in every idea everyone has to deal with the disease.
INFJ: Is a health official who has been planning how to deal with the inevitable hospital overcrowding that is going to occur, and is trying to balance their duties towards the patients with their desire to get themselves and their loved ones out of the danger zone.
INFP: Was one of the first to die, but only because they tripped and fell down the stairs whilst distracted by something on their phone. They never even contracted the disease; it was just their own absentmindedness that killed them.
ENFJ: Is a volunteer nurse tending to the infected and trying to convince the National Grid workers to leave their houses (in order to ensure that the countryās hospitals have electricity).
ENFP: Is suggesting various ideas for cures to the scientific community despite their repeated insistences that help from civilians is not needed. All of their cures sound ridiculous and only a few could actually be used, but scientists have admitted that some of their advice was useful.
ISTJ: Is the heroic paramedic who persists at their job daily, despite the very real chance of being infected and despite the incredibly hard work they have to do with so many people taken ill.
ISFJ: The kindly nurse whose sympathetic and personal treatment of patients has made them a favourite with both the sick and the hospital staff, and who is taking measures to prevent the disease spreading in their hospital the same way it has in many others.
ESTJ: Is the president of the country who is desperately trying to get local authorities to follow the approved contingency plan, but canāt seem to move then from their state of complete panic.
ESFJ: Is hiding out with their friends and family in their house. Theyāve barricaded the door, have hand sanitiser in almost every room, and theyāve even set up the garage to be used for isolation if anyone falls ill.
ISTP: Has kicked their family out of their house (ostensibly because they didnāt want the infection to spread to them; in reality because their family is too goddamn annoying) and is living there alone, reading manga and hoarding food.
ISFP: Journeyed across the country when they heard their friend was infected, and was the only one brave enough to tend to her as she died. Unfortunately, their selflessness has landed them in quarantine, where they have started to show symptoms of the disease.
ESTP: Left the city at the first sign of trouble and currently lives in a tent on a mountain, along with their significant other and a bunch of friends they like. They spend most of the time trying to climb to the summit.
ESFP: Took themselves and their friends to their grandmotherās house in the countryside, and is attempting to balance their want to go outside and enjoy themselves with their want to avoid contracting the disease.
INTJ and ESTP Romantic Relationship
ESTP: Weāve been dating for a while now, but why you never tell me you love me?
INTJ: I think that stuff donāt need to be said.
ESTP: But I want to hear itā¦
INTJ: I guess Iāll told you once or twice. *Deep breath* Okay, listen, I Looooove you. I Reeeeeally Love You Sooooooo Much.
ESTP: What? Thatās not what I meanā¦.
INTJ: But Iām serious.
ESTP: If youāre serious, said that again.
INTJ: No.
ESTP: Whyyyyy?
INTJ: Iāve said it! Twice!
ESTP: You Liar.
MBTI as Christmas songs
ENTJ: Holly Jolly Christmas (Doesnāt wish or suggest you enjoy the season it TELLS you to do so and then tries to force itās way into your love life)
INTJ: Youāre a Mean One, Mr. Grinch (because it exhibits the least amount of āholly jollyā)
ENTP: Step Into Christmas (Itās a song trying to be a card and a party and cover everything youāre eyes and mind can see in about 3.5 minutes)
INTP: Carol of the Bells (Highly complex song with a good message but no one really understands it and it comes off in a robotic tone)
ENFJ: We Need A Little Christmas (Uses decorating and Christmas activities to try to bring cheer to self and others)
INFJ: Itās a Marshmallow World (so many insightful metaphors just to say that itās cold and snowy)
ENFP: Happy Christmas/War is Over (Wishing everyone well while being inclusive, looking forward to the future, and promoting harmony)
INFP: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (the outcast that people bully but will probably end up saving everyone)
ESTJ: Here Comes Santa Claus (A pointless play by play on Santa and what to do in preparation for him)
ISTJ: Iāll Be Home For Christmas (Itās tradition and expected. Repeat the same Christmas over and over for happiness)
ESTP: Jingle Bells (On the move and in the moment. Not just reminiscing by a fire and not getting to deep and mushy on us)
ISTP: Little Drummer Boy (Doesnāt plan ahead or get too involved in the build up but uses talent at the last minute to enchant everyone)
ESFJ: Itās the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (An elaborate to-do list of all Christmas things. Parties, greeting cards, food, and family events)
ISFJ: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (Well wishing everyone while reflecting on the traditional Christmas celebrations of yesteryear)
ESFP: Frosty the Snowman (Lifeās short enjoy it while you can.)
ISFP: Blue Christmas (Hung up on whatās missing and seeing the bad side of all the festivities)

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Hey uh opā¦. whereās your urlā¦
thereās no url because god sent this post down to us
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[ENFJ, ISFJ and INFJ are college friends.]
ENFJ: So, my boyfriendās sister will get married next week and I want to give her a present. Any Idea?
ISFJ: Bed cover or kitchen utensils maybe? Something to be used in their new house?
INFJ: How about a lingerie?
ENFJ: I never thought youād say that, but thatās nice Idea
INFJ: *Smirk*
ISFJ: What is Lingerie?