typical mbti conversations

INFP: go nude

INTJ: what’s ISFJ gonna do

ISFJ: WHAT

INTP: I feel attacked.

INFP: . . . Do you want the link to the post?

INFJ: “feel like you shouldn’t be challenging me when it’s so obvious you’re a bitch.”

INTJ: “I’M NO BITCH”

INFJ: “too late. go to jail.”

INTJ: “bitch jail”

Isfj: actually getting the stuff they need

Estp: throwing stuff in the cart like a basketball hoop

Esfp: pushing the cart as fast as she can

Infp: in the cart, probably injured by the end

Enfp: putting weird stuff into other people’s carts

Intj: silently judging everyone

INFP: Do ppl just judge with one look at a person? That's stupid

INTJ: No, and they shouldn't. That's unfair. It's just, sometimes you get too altruistic or too idealistic.

INFP: uhh yeah, but doesn't everyone get a chance? I mean, i gave our president 3 chances too.

INTJ: 3 times shouldn't be a constant variable in giving chances.

INFP: it's like 3 wishes

INTJ: Yeah, and even the granting of the 3 wishes from the genie has its own conditions.

INFP: I do have conditions. Idk what they are but I'm sure I do

INTJ: Okay. My point is, we'd reach until 3 chances if the conditions are met, the circumstances are being considered. Basically saying that the x number of chances are dependent to the circumstance, the weight of the mistake, the effects of it, and all the other aspects that need to be considered.

INTJ: No, what is it.

INFJ: *suspicious* Really?

INTJ: why don't you believe me?

INFJ: I thought you already knew.

INTJ: I don't know everything. Don't do INTJ like this.

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INFJ: why do i feel like you've already read about INFJ door slam?

ENFJ son: hi mom you’re beautiful, thank you for the pic <3

INTP daughter: hi…strange woman

ENFP daughter: [sends weird picture of herself with caption “hello mother”]