Avengers, assemble.

Look at this pretty son of a gun

“See if I care.”

“Is it something I said?” 

“ What a shame. I was     hoping to let you   hear some over that            coffee. “

“ Coffee? It’s gonna    take more than that.  But I won’t lie — they’ve    got to be at least decent jokes if you want to share them    this much. “

“Sooo…. mine.”

“...It’s yours. But I’m getting another one, for all of us.” 

“—Age is just a ̾n̾u̾m̾b̾e̾r.”

“My case isn’t that simple.” 

“We’re going there then? I didn’t think you were capable. Well done, but those were secrets that had to be kept. You can’t hold that against me, I’m afraid.”

“I trust you now. I'm not asking for you to tell me anything. I’m only asking that you don’t go around accusing me of what you’re just as guilty of.” 

Or send “I don’t wanna get up” for my muse doing it to yours

       “ Well, I try. You             deserve a little niceness.         But don’t forget, I’ve got a whole arsenal                  of old jokes    if you ever want to hear them. “

“ Sorry to disappoint you,         but you won’t be needing that     arsenal of yours any time soon, Agent.  “

“You’re gonna have to get a walking stick soon.”

“Nah, I’m a strong old man. I won’t need one of those.” 

“You don’t know what you’re talking about do you?”

“I do, actually.”  

“ I know, that’s why I try to refrain from making them,        as hard as it is. ”

“ It’s good to know that you have a        sense of decency. ” 

                          ‘ i’m sorry - it must be hard. ‘ 

        He understands the man is young, and silently forgives him             for his words. Still, they don’t reverse them. Nor do they reverse             what has happened.                                                           ‘ It’s cool.                                      but believe me... hard doesn’t even begin to describe it.‘