Time Bomb

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

This is awesome

Reblogging this again to remind you that the St. Louis Blues suck ass.

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

awww baby 🐬

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

hello would u guys like a pic of my son being, Bad?

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

shit’s heating up in the shark fandom

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.