it's about love, despite despite despite

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Marx& Engels& Lenin& Stalin& Mao& Serano

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

check out out new cinematic action adventure game. combat consists of mashing one button. but get this. sometimes the enemy will glow red. and you have to press the dodge button.