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July 28

Finally I have an excuse to write yaoi

This one is for the male dmc fans who like Dante

Now plz note that I do not have a sword so correct me if I’m wrong

(Also I intended for a sub male reader but if you want a dom male reader lmk)

Summery : your house had a recent rat infestation and you need to stay with someone for a bit,but the only person that let you stay was non other then the white haired devil himself…

Warning:jerking off ,mlm,reader thinking they aren’t gay,gay Dante,say gex,friends to lovers

The night was cold…you we’re sharing a bed with Dante with nothing but a wall of pillows to separate the two of you

“I wish I brought my own blanket…” you thought,shivering from the cold,who knew a winter night could be so harsh…and it wasn’t getting any warmer since you were wearing a tank top and some shorts,and you forgot to bring your blanket

You shiver in bed to the point your teeth were clanking against each other a bit,meanwhile dante was sleeping like a baby,all wrapped up in that warm blanket…

“If you’re cold you could have just let me share the blanket..” dante muttered rubbing his eyes

“No Dante! It’s already gay enough that I’m sharing a bed with my best friend.”

“It’s not gay if two dudes share a bed…sounds like you are being a prick.”

“I’m not! It’s just that I’m not into dudes!”

“Just let me warm you up..”

Before you could protest,Dante slid his hands around your waist and pulled the blanket over you,practically spooning you.

“This is the closest I’ve ever been to a guy…” you muttered

“And we are going to get a lot closer.” Dante replied

You could start to feel a bungle forming in both of your pants,you never felt like this way before,heck you never even thought you COULD feel like this about another dude it felt too good,the two of you were close,too close.

Dante’s arms around you as you breathe heavily,you could feel his warm breath on your neck,you could feel his lips gently pressing kisses on your neck,you could feel your breath growing hotter and heavier as Dante reached his hand down your thigh

He softly grabbed your bulge and caressed it a bit

“D-dante…” you whispered 

“Shh…let me warm you up..”

His hand slowly took off your shorts,your cock being fully out with nothing but a blanket covering it,you whimper a bit as you felt him tease your hard cock,caressing the tip and making small circles before he started stroking it,he was slow and steady at first and that alone was enough to make you drip,but he slowly started picking up the pace and he started jerking you off,you started moaning and tilting your head back,this was the best handjob you’ve ever gotten

“Dante…”you moan before you finish into his hand

Dante smiled and licked the semen off his hand in one clean stroke of his tongue

“See? All warmed up..”

You chuckled and was tempted to ride him but the two of you were very tired and fell asleep

thank you boo ^_^

Kisses on cuts

Oh annon I LOVE this idea! Thanks for the suggestion

You didn’t know when you were going to tell him,but you sure as hell didn’t expect it to be today

You and Dante were kissing,and things were getting a bit heated,your mind was too hazy to realize that his hand was going under your skirt,your eyes widen as you felt his hand getting closer to the one place you never wanted him to go

But before you could pull away his hand was already there,and he gently pulled away

He stared down at your legs,still breathing heavily

“D-Dante I can explain.”you said,not wanting to make him mad

He slightly pulled up your skirt to reveal the scar’s hidden beneath the fabric,he started for a moment before looking back at you

“Did you do this?” He asked sternly

“I….i was in a bad state..”

Dante shakes his head and looks at you with worry “how long were you doing this?”

“….a year..”

“A YEAR?!….and you didn’t tell me?…sweetheart you know you can tell me.”

He spoke,softly holding your hand and rubbing your knuckles with his thumb

“Talk to me…I already lost a lot of things in my life and I can’t loose you..”he muttered as he kissed your hand,he pulled up your sleeve and saw the other scares

“I’m…sorry you have to deal with my mess Dante you really shouldn’t.”

He didn’t care,he started to kiss all of your scars making sure to kiss every last one,you chuckled at that

You let him kiss your scars and mutter a “I love you.” In between each and every one of those scars

Ever since then Dante made it his personal mission to not let you hurt yourself again

On a serious note

Btw I love your fanfics, they're amazing!

Funny Bunny

A/n: omg thank you annon! It means a lot when someone says they like my fanfics,even though I write most of them at 2 am half asleep lol,funny thing I also have a bunny sona but I don’t use it much

ANYWAYYY

Sfw

-he calls you nicknames like “bunny.” “Fuzzy” “sweetheart”

-Dante loved scratching behind your ears,he knew you liked it but you huffed in embarrassment every time once you find yourself leaning into his touch

-he loved it when your tail would wiggle around when you see him after a mission,he always thinks it’s the cutest thing in the world

-he noticed the way that you eat,how you would bite on more then you could chew,I’d also found it adorable and pinched your cheeks when he got the chance

NSFW

-when hitting it from the back,Dante goes CRAZY when you would lightly brush your tail against his lower stomach,it was enough to drive him crazy,sometimes he would even tug it a tiny bit to see how you would react

-he loves it when you let him touch your tail,it gives him something to softly toy with when you sat on his face

-he loves to see you in those bunny costumes

“You already have the ears and the tail,we just need the dress so it’s a lot cheaper!” Dante says

Crying reader x dante

Your day was horrible since the moment you woke up

Your period just started and you were in immense pain and discomfort all day,not to mention it was hot as hell so you were sweating a lot too

As you got ready for work you had the WORST day ever,some jerks across your office were joking about dicks and whatnot,they probably think they are the funniest guys on the block huh?

Not to mention you were hearing whispers when you walked past some girls,you just wanted it to end so you can go home

After what seemed like a blur,you finally made it home,Dante already in your apartment watching tv,he turned it off and looked at you

“Hey babe how was work?”

You drop your bags and before you could muster up anything you felt tears forming in your eyes,you couldn’t help it,you started crying on the spot,weeping and throwing a fit as you mumbled something that sounded like a story,you tried to explain between sniffles but it didn’t sound too cohesive

“These sniff g-guys a-a-and sob whispers and that stuff eghhsbsb.”

Dante rushed to hug you close,Hugging you tight as he shushed you while he stroked your hair

“Shh…shhh…it’s okay just breathe,tell me what happened walk with me.” Dante spoke as he wiped off your tears

You told him everything,your period,the people at your workplace,how uncomfortable you felt everything

“Aw…poor baby..come here.”

He hugged you into his chest as he gave a kiss to your forehead,he rubbed your back and squeezed your arm it was the most comforting touch you’ve gotten all day as you cry into him

A few minutes later you are leaning against him on the couch as he wiped your tears away,you were still crying but not as bad

You were sitting in his lap with your favorite clothes on,a random big t shirt and some sweatpants,you leaned back against him for support and hugged him close while he stroked your hair

“Don’t leave me please…you’re all I have…” you muttered crying in his shoulder

I might like it

July 21

Well aren’t you a lil freak annon? Here you go but you better like it

It was just a regular night at the devil may cry office,you were on the bed snuggled up with Dante as you watched silly cat videos on your phone

But your phone suddenly ran out of battery and died

“Aw man.” You sighed putting your phone to the side as you look at him “now what?”

Dante shrugged not knowing what to do now “well we can get some pizza,or take a nap I’m down with anything.” Dante spoke,rising his eyebrows slightly

You lean against him farther,feeling the warmth of your body against his,your eyes suddenly stared at his neck,how it moved when he talked,how his Addams apple looks it was all too good…and it was so blank like an unpainted canvas

You impulsively grabbed his neck lightly and he let out a chuckle “hey stop! I might like it.”

“Well what if you do?” You teased,tracing shapes on his neck with your thumb as you moved impossibly closer to him

“Uh…you-“ he was cut off by a tiny moan as you squeezed his neck for a split second, you stare at him a mischievous smile forming on your face as you leaned in closer and said “you like that don’t you?”

“N-no i don’t!” Dante said as if he was telling the truth

You sit on the current bulge forming in his pants as you spoke in his ear “we both know you’re lying..lemme take care of you..”

He silently agreed and you lay him down as you sat on his growing crotch,grinding against it as you lightly squeezed his neck as he let out tiny moans

You started to caress his body with your free hand,running up and down his muscles and tracing alongside the curves

You can feel Dante hold your hips and caress your thighs as he softly moans your name,your hand snaked under his shirt as you felt his muscles and pectorals, you bit your lips and narrowed your eyes

Sat up briefly seeing how much his bulge has grown,you unzip his pants and take them off alongside his shirt leaving him in his boxers,he was already a mess because of how much you teased him

You slowly took off your shirt making sure he had to wait,you took off your shirt to reveal your bra,he swallowed hard at the sight of you,you also took off your pantyhose and toasted them aside as you started to slowly take off his boxers licking your lips as you do

His cock came out like a spring,it was never this hard before,you slide yourself in and let out a moan

Dante let out a long and dragging moan,you started lifting yourself up and down over and over as you lightly choked him

“This is what you get for being good.” You groan as you picked up the pace,he could only let out a moan in response

You kept your hand on his chest for support and kept going not planning to stop anytime soon

You could feel him,inside of you rapidly sliding up and down as you groan and moan his name you loved it so much,your insides we’re probably shaped like him at this point

He didn’t try to stop himself from cumming,he filed you up like a donut,he let out a final groan as he moaned your name

You slowly pulled yourself out of him and straddled yourself on his stomach,you lay down on top of him and let go of his neck

“Well that was fun…”he spoke breathlessly as he put a hand on your back,softly caressing you

“Yeah…”you muttered as you snuggled into his chest

cute idea anon,writing this at 2:35 am rn so sorry for any grammar mistakes

Dante loved you,that’s just a fact but during breeding season? He LOVED you

he just can’t get enough of those extra curves,the way clothes hugged your curves,the way your body reacted when a pice of clothing was tighter than usual

Dante would love to rub your thighs during sex,he would rub,bite,kiss and lick them all in the span of one night

Whenever you would wear something revealing in public he would tell you “you look great babe,no need to change anything.”

he especially loved it when you would fill yourself up for a date it really gives him that “I have the sexiest partner alive”

NSFW part

Dante needs you to sit on his face,he LOVES being suffocated by your thighs “bigger the thighs better the prize.” Dante says

and do not get me started on how he goes INSANE when you send him a saucy picture of your chest,it was practically his drug

Dante will give you hickys and kisses all over you,you have a lot of space so it gives him a lot to work with

dante would love to see you in cute lingerie,he gets hard off the idea of you wearing a pink shirt that is far too short with a pair of panties that barely cover anything

yeah idk how to end this so this is the end

Written on July 13th

Dante x reader

A/n: I’ve seen a lotta fanfics where Dante eats you out but never any that have you sit on his face

Imma fix that problem today

Warning: face sitting,face riding,oral,praise,kisses

For as long as you can remember,Dante has been BEGGING for you to sit on his face 

“Please! Just once! I think you’re going to like it!” Dante pouted resting his head on your knees as he begged

You huffed and looked at him an said “fine! If I ride your face will you stop complaining?”

Dante nodded a little too eagerly he had the biggest smile on his face too,he looked like an excited puppy

He huff but you smile at him regardless,he was so easy to please

Tonight you were going to ride his face or any face for that matter,you were very shy and didn’t know what to do,do you have to hover or just flat out sit on it? Did you just sat still or grind against his face? Where would you even put your hole?

You wore a pair of pink panties with frills and lace at the edges alongside a shirt that kind of hanged off your chest,you thought maybe Dante could get a good view

You look down at him as he was lying down beneath you,you could already tell he was so excited,and he was very warm

“Are you sure about this? I’ve never done anything like this.” You muttered

“I’ll help you,just relax okay?” He replied as he softly gripped your hips

He slowly guided you to his face,already biting his lip at the sight of your pussy being so close to his face but it wasn’t close enough

He bit your delicate underwear softly and dragged it down to reveal your wet and warm pussy,he was definitely harder then before

You blushed at this,you never thought you would like anything like this,his hands guided your waist and you slowly moved down to sit on his face,moaning a bit as you could feel the pleasant texture of his stubble rubbing against you in ways you never thought possible 

You could feel him smiling under you,he was enjoying this a little too much wasn’t he? Of course he would

You started slowly grinding against his face,he only moaned at that,you could feel him kiss and tease your pussy,you whimper a bit and grabbed the headboard as you continue to ride his face while he rubbed your thighs 

Your vision becomes hazy and you start to get really warm as he starts to eat you out from below,his tongue making you make sounds like a broken record as he continues to skillfully hit the sweet spot over and over,teasing you and making you squirm on top of him

You started to feel like you were about to cum,you couldn’t even try to hide it,you were whimpering and moaning his name like a chant

You wanted to get up before you could finish all over his face but when you tried to get up his hands pulled you back down

You tilted your head back and let out a faint “Dante..” as you came into his mouth,as you stare at the ceiling in pure joy

You got up and stumble off of him

“Did you have a good Time? I know I did.”Dante said wiping off the discharge near his mouth and licking it

“I think I’d do it again..”you muttered hazily

Dante smiled and hugged you close,he gave you a kiss on the forehead and caressed your cheek

“Good job…for a first time rider I think you should get a license.”you chuckled and push him away but not enough to actually get him to go

Thank you to everyone who got me to 100 likes!

Written on may 10th

End on may 10th

Edit 1: may 12 

An:this is a part two of a fanfic i wrote I hope you enjoy this one :D

Summary : going on your first Dante with a man named Dante,by the end of the night you felt amazing

It was a cold winter night,you were getting ready for your date,excited about how it might turn out and if you’d go on a second date,who knows maybe the two of you could get a little lovey dovey,your mind going crazy with different scenarios and possibilities while you dress up

Your doorbell rang

“Coming!”

You shouted putting your boots on in a hurry,you opened the door to find the devil hunter standing there,with a red jacket that had black fur inside with belts strapped around it to keep it stylish some leather pants and boots

-“ready to go?”

“Yeah.”

The two of you got out and made your way to the bar while the both of you talked about the city and laughing at silly jokes and you two eventually reached the bar,Dante opened the door and said

-“ladies first.”

“Why thank you!”

The two of you head inside the smell of alcohol hitting your nose,the warm lights shine throughout and some random jazz song playing in the background,the tears of you sat down at a booth and ordered a few drinks

-“two strawberry sundaes.”

“Sundaes huh? Someone’s got a sweet tooth.”

-“thats why I like you.”

You couldn’t help but giggle at that,he was cheesy sure but cute nonetheless

“So tell me about your life.”

-“ah it wasn’t the best…mom died in a fire I thought i lost my brother with it and turned out he’s alive,I had to fight him a few times but we’re on okay terms now,i have a few friends I guess,I have a cousin named Nero,he’s a good kid but a bit hot headed…not so far from his dad…whats your story?”

“Interesting…well…when I was a kid I had a happy family,until my dad died of a brain tumor…then i got really depressed and started drawing a lot and got good at it, and now I work a office job and i applied for a art job in character design and animation but haven’t gotten any response yet so fingers crossed!”

You cross your fingers and he chuckled and asked

-“Art huh?…can’t say i know much about it but i always wanted to try it.”

“why don’t you?”

-“i don’t know…never had the creative spirit I guess…plus I kind of suck.”

“Yeah I used to think like that,but you gotta start somewhere,i can teach you.”

-“that would be fun…i could use a break from killing demons and seeing their blood and guts so sure.”

The two of you continued to talk,from friends to experiences to weird events and ice breakers and even some work gossip

The strawberry sundaes came in and he fed a spoonful to you,getting some ice cream on your cheek and wiping it off,you blush at that and did the same thing to him

The two of you continue to chat,time flying by like a bird,he occasionally brushes his foot against yours,held your hand and gave some compliments here and there,despite his poor luck with women he was quite a gentleman even if he wasn’t the best state

But it started getting late and the two of you had to go home,he took you back to your house,and your hands brushed against each other and eventually interlocked them

On the way to your home,the streetlights lit your way,the quietness of the city making everything feel calmer,slower, like it was only the two of you

Once you got to your house you turned to him with a smile and said

“I had a really good date tonight.”

-“me too…it’s been a while since I’ve last been on a date.”

“Me too…same time next week?”

-“sure thing sweetheart.”

You smiled before leaning in and pressing yourself against him,kissing him softly and wrapping your arms on his hips,he was shocked at first but leaned into it,stroking your hair before letting go

You chuckled at his expression,his cheeks were pink and he was flustered

“Night Dante.”

-“yeah…goodnight..”

You went inside and couldn’t stop smiling

Meanwhile Dante was skipping on his way back,this man was WAY too giddy,he had a smirk he couldn’t wipe off even if he wanted to

You were happy with him,let’s pray this lasts for a month at least

The end