How lovely is thy dwelling placE

the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

saw a post that claims that STEM smart people are smarter than humanities smart people because “any math student who speaks english can flip through an english book and understand it, but i’d like to see an english student do college math.” i have to say 1. holy disingenuous comparison batman, and 2. as someone who ta’d the english side of an english/biology fusion class, no the fuck they cannot. forget a collegiate level, we were struggling to teach these STEM major upperclassmen how to identify what’s on the page and articulate the themes on a high school level. the course texts were two YA novels and a handful of short stories. meanwhile all the humanities students were chugging through the biochemistry at what my colleague reported was an extremely respectable level. turns out that understanding what you’re reading is a skill just like any other, AND one with transferable applications

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah

I don't care what you identify as only because I care very much about you having the choice to choose for yourself

hey thanks puky

Holy shit Trans Jesus

“Home is where the trees look normal” is the sweetest, saddest, most nostalgic truth I’ve ever heard.

A very Tolkien thing to say

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

there's no chill way to be like, "yeah, I think generative AI is a crime against God and man."

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

I think an old confused angry guy should lead all of us

I have great news for you

No you don't