Tryin' my best and failing miserably

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from

Ghost Stories is seriously on the level of god-tier dubs

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

why do cats do the mrrrp thing. U know, the mmrrmrrp. The mrrmrprppprpprm?. !

Bc they are in fact cars and what we humans call “cats” are just their fursonas.

Why did you make me read this

Why not

Little man got punched into the world and is already wandering off

Our Savior, Jenna Marbles

Two bagels... with strawberry cream cheese!

I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

Beep-beep bitches

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