can't wait for a seasoned tomodachi player to come here and say double proposals are super rare and only for ultra mega soulmates

a new podcast episode would've literally saved me today but whatever. idc

I'm at a very dan and phil time in my life rn

watching dan and phil is like AHAHAHAHA ahahaha haha these guys are hilarious will i ever find someone as unconditionally loving to share the rest of my life with. fucks sake.

flaccid monday... all men are the same

i think it's so weird when people are just so obvious about their kinks in their fandom posts like come on this is a space for everyone :/ trying to be subtle abt it too as if we don't all know that marriage is just a 24/7 unnegotiated unsafe unsane and dubiously consensual kink lifestyle that people only engage in because of how structurally enforced and enabled it is in almost every circle of society. ur basically forced into a socially and financially disadvantaged position should you refuse to buy into it, and then ppl just brazenly fetishize and glorify it ? it's kind of disgusting. there's literally minors in the fandom and ur just exposing them to so much gross shit like why are you reifying marriage as the final stage of love (or "romance", so much as such a thing exists) when its primary function is to further the production (and re-production) of capital by reinforcing the Family Form. it's just so easy to not be weird and bring marriage up in fandom posts idk like. and dont even get me started on the unethics of monogamy. jesus why cant people just be normal