me & my weather ☀️

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

evil cyndi lauper girls just want to have gun

evil simon & garfunkel the sound of violence

evil beatles gallow submarine

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

crazy frog is just normal frog to the joker

The joker is just some guy to crazy frog

i wasnt supposed to tell you this but youre not actually supposed to shoot the other people in shooting games. it was a test and you have failed so so so badly and you are scary to us now.

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

What….? Get out of there

I’d like to be in there

Why do scots type like they speak

Different language

CANNY WAIT

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

I hope this email finds you fearing the righteous wrath of God.

me writing to my state senators

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

babe please talk to me im sorry i messed up ur pinterest algorithm how many more times do i have to say it