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Wow king this sex is really interesting can we talk about video game lore now

Capulets vs Montagues

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

satan works fast but bobby from queer eye works faster

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

pick your head up queen… your 4 ft long wizard hat is falling

Some of y’all didn’t darken your clothes or strike a violent pose and it shows

using internet explorer to download chrome has the same energies as using a wooden pickaxe to get 3 stone blocks to immediately craft a stone pickaxe in minecraft

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

hozier is so fucking funny who let this man run wild. just a horny little irish bastard with the voice and writing skills of an old celtic god