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I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

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Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

Man, remember when we cared about our themes? I haven’t checked my theme in at least three years. Is the html broken? Has it been ripped to shreds by formatting changes? Boy I sure hope so. I want this shithole to be as inaccessible and ugly as possible

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

next thursday? wanna all just snap next thursday ladies? i’ll put it in my planner

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

gayest sport on earth

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

This should’ve been more students tbh

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

SCP