Light a Fire They Can't Put Out

I have no other information I would like to provide. The report should be thorough. 

And the prospect of a mime cult in town doesn’t perturb you?

hmmm Alright, thank you anyway!

[pm] They'd probably look great on me but I don't think they'd work here. Really you're alright though. Too many close calls in one night. Kind of liking this no mirror lifestyle though. It's weirdly freeing? I do have a quesiton for you. You're not a superstitious person by any chance, are you?

[pm] I’m...tired. Less tired, but tired. I, for one, miss my mirrors :-( It’s so haaard to do my makeup by memory. 

It most certainly is! Not your typical modernist take on October 31st but who doesn’t love a beer around a bonfire with friends?

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I think it’s a classic! Not to mention it keeps you nice and warm on these terrible chilly nights while also making literal magic for you to watch!

I think you might be hard-pressed to find anyone that’s died from that kinda thing! But hey, you looking for some kinda energy boost to get you through the day? The week maybe?

Don’t we all aspire to keep living? I get you though, feeling exhausted at work is… hard.

You’d think. 

I have not. Are you experiencing sleep difficulties?

Hm, I’ve been told that once or twice ;). Yessss, I don’t even need credit for the idea, I’ll just enjoy the glory.  As do I, it’s absolutely miserable.  You’d think I would have moved to a dessert by this point or something, but the appeal of White Crest is just far to strong.  Even strong than my hate for the ugly winter.  Oh, but you’ll look so cute regardless, even if you’re in a bad mood about the weather.  Oh, that’s amazing!  Despite it almost being miserable, I love this time of year.  All the spooks and fun… it’s all the best things about White Crest crammed into one month.  Can’t wait to see all that, you must be excited to light up the sky?

I’d love to hear all about it!  The weather must have been to die for!  Well, you know the library’s always warm and toasty, maybe you can spend your winter hibernating there!

Literally the best idea ever. 

Y’know, I really should just have a winter home down in like Florida or something. Get the hell out of this frozen wasteland. But you’re right, there’s just something about home...I guess that’s why I’m still here too. 

I hear pouting is sexy. I’ll just be a massively bundled giant pouting face. for the next 4 months.

Oh you have no idea. Roshan’s been keeping it so hush hush, even I don’t know exactly what he’s planning. I’m sure it’ll be glorious though! Are you going to any parties or anything?

Yes, I was there. I’m currently physically unharmed as a result of the scr explosion.

You sound far too excited about the prospect of a new mime location. They tried to murder my boyfriend on multiple occasions. I don’t think they’re actual mimes; I believe they’re a cult.

Do you have any more information that what was in the report? I know it must have been atraumatic event so I don’t want to pry, but I just want to make sure the event was handled correctly.

[pm] Well yeah, like Psilocybin  humans’ fake ‘magic mushrooms’ it peaks for about 6-7 hours but some energy still stays for a bout 15 hours, though it may vary some depending on your metabolism. 

[pm] are you a drug dealer

Really? Well, I’m sure there’s some abandoned homes we can burn? Sorry. Usually when I suggest arson, people say no. And then I laugh at them. This is very new to me. But we should go at night, fire looks brilliant against a dark sky. 

trust me, i know how stunning it is

Does anything in this town make sense?

You seriously believe in bigfoot? Really? Come on. Don’t prank me, Darzi. There’s already too many people in the WCPD who make it their hobby, I don’t need you, too.

What, you haven’t seen him? He’s a good friend of mine!

I’m so sorry.

[pm] Something worries you these days? If it has to do with work, you shouldn’t stay alone with that thought. If it’s something else either to be honest.

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It’s ok, love. Not your fault. 

[pm] i’m hungry

i’m tired

i saw bloody frickin’ mary

I think I just need to get back in the groove of things, you know? Hey! Speaking of grooove, wanna go dancing??

Explosion? What explosion? The one in the morgue? That’s old news. [user checks date on post] Oh. Never mind. 

No new mime places to report to my knowledge. But don’t tell me you’re hoping the answer to that question is yes.

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That was what I was referring to, yes. You were there, right? I’m glad you’re alright! You are alright, right?

The only sus about these shrooms is how do they get so red. Spoiler: its pixie dust, eat your heart out Peter. 

Oh yes, never had any complaints about them not giving enough energy