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I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening

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When u return to the songs on an almost perfect album that didn’t click and they finally do and are actually the most beautiful subtle and nuanced beauties that perfectly display the artists mastery of their craft it makes u wonder what else have you overlooked. And is this world secretly more beautiful than I’ll ever know? How embarrassing. Is all of my hopelessness just disguised arrogance ? And if so then there is a way out. we just have to keep looking and be open to chance

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Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

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We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

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Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

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so we all know the image of the cat covered in packing peanuts from the static cling page on wikipedia, right?

you know, this delightful little guy? an image from 2017?

not only is it on the static cling page, it's also on the pages for static electricity, triboelectric effect, electric field, eletrostatics and electrostatic induction (and you can also find it on this user page captioned "my fav photo", which i thought was delightful, and way down on this user's page)!

it's full description on wikimedia also reads: "Styrofoam peanuts clinging to a cat's fur due to static electricity. The triboelectric effect causes an electrostatic charge to build up on the fur due to the cat's motions. The electric field of the charge causes polarization of the molecules of the styrofoam due to electrostatic induction, resulting in a slight attraction of the light plastic pieces to the charged fur. This effect is also the cause of static cling in clothes."

except, i left out the last bit. the last bit reads: "Image cropped losslessly from File:Cat and styrofoam – electrostatic charge (235112299).jpg using cropgtk"

now, this means this isn't the full image.... so what is the full image? it's this!

now, what i find really endearing about this photo, is that, while this file was uploaded to wikimedia in 2015 (as opposed to the cropped version being done in 2017), the original picture is actually from february 2006! you can see this in the summary!

the picture itself actually originates from flickr, and it has a DELIGHTFUL little description:

unfortunately the original source and picture is long gone, but we can delight in the fact that it was preserved a decade ago on wikimedia after being transferred via Flickr2Commons :]

sycamorality

happy 20th birthday of my cat loves styrofoam peanuts

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Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

#they can't stop making women with huge eyes and lightbulb heads

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END THE NOSTALGIA INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

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not to sound like the friend that's too woke but why does this police station toyset for a 5yr old need a weapons safe full of tiny toy-sized automatic rifles. just asking.

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Give Lilly Wachowski Her 10 Fucking Million Dollars To Make A Movie What The Fuck Is Wrong With You You Stupid Cunts Like Hello She Made The Matrix Are You Dumb? Do You Not Like Good Shit?

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one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

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tomorrow I'll do the possible

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there's this instagram channel that's feeding spicy noodles to british children

#'[small british boy voice] on allah that is spicy' i skipped laughing and went straight to tears

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Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

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Here's my real tip for anyone moving out on their own for the first time; when you buy a set of measuring cups or spoons buy ones that have the measurement engraved into the cup/spoon and do NOT buy ones where it's just printed on. Because that ink/paint/ect. can rub off and then you'll have a bunch of useless little spoons and cups you have to get rid of bcs they no longer say what size they are. Don't ask me how I know, just trust me that you wanna buy engraved ones.

insomnivamp

my very handsome Uber driver used his car's Google Translate to tell me "You have the face of an angel" in Spanish and I almost cried

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#i understood him initially but I thought he said my name was Angel instead of Abel and then he used Translate #yes this is bacchus but he's the reason for my gender euphoria 💖#abel.txt #new tag unlocked:#abel.jpg

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