vampire enthusiast

Some of the deepest love you'll experience will simply look like consistency and consideration.

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

Oh fucking thissss

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

Her name was Mary Magdalene de' Pazzi btw! She’s a Catholic saint :-)

Generative AI and the artist discussion is such a distraction from AI’s military and police applications or its role in automating hiring discrimination.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.