vampire enthusiast

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

>fire truck >look inside >water

queer discourse final boss

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

if you look cool as fuck you become unemployable

I don’t have followers. I have Sweeties,Darlings.. I don’t have any followers.

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

probably my most pretentious take is that a lot more people need to start getting offended when presented with entertainment that's the equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby

for the love of god learn how to tell when the creator is not making this because they're your friend or because they understand you, but because the creator actually thinks you're quite stupid