vampire enthusiast

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

I’m $7k away from reaching my goal!

! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

fucking an alt guy with his jeans half-down because he doesn’t have the patience to take his big boots off

logically I Know it's an irrational thought to have but it still irritates me to no end when stuff that's super popular gets the exact intended emotional reaction out of me

me, with tears in my eyes: how will I ever recover. I fell for it, like some kind of The Masses

Stuff that is popular is popular because it speaks to a wide range of people and experiences. You do not need to feel ashamed of being one of those people or having those experiences.

you actually need to let it burn you up so bad inside that you fake your death, assume a new identity solely to swear revenge on the responsible family, find their young scion, become their closest friend and confidant by being the only person their age who truly listens, have sex with him, betray and kill him, fake your death again, get into a fistfight with a 15 year old, maybe fake your death one more time when things are looking bleak

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name