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I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

goodbye straight people

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

nobody belongs to you, the final act of love is to let go

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

this is the correct response btw

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go