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why stan jk rowling when you can stan rick riordan instead
Me, after watching nothing meaningful on YouTube for most of the day: ahhh yes now itâs time for me to watch my lectures
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absolutely obsessed with this video⌠any white person accuses me of hating white people Iâm just gonna post this and be like itâs okay james gave me the reverse racism pass :)

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why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales
slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OPâs right, my eyes have been opened, and I have risen to the challenge:
Oh HELL yes
Politics is actually likeâŚone of the top reasons to cut someone out of your life? Where the fuck did we get this idea itâs an invalid reason to abandon people? Itâs literally your statement on how you think society should exist and what rights you think people should have and how. It ainât fucking âMy uncle Craigâs dead to me because he takes his sandwiches with the crust onâ itâs âMy uncle Craig has consistently stated a hatred of minorities and poor people for longer than Iâve been alive, of course Iâm gonna call him a piece of shitâ
How decolonized I want my kids to be
My niece said vampires hate that plus sign for some reason and maybe they are really bad at maths

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So, Iâve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And Iâve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesnât make any small talk, just straight into âI clocked you doing 70 in a 55.â The only time Iâve ever gotten the âdo you know why I pulled you over?â was the time when I wasnât doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).
âDo you know why I pulled you over?â is a trap. It means thereâs a good chance the officer doesnât actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, thatâs a confession of guilt.
But thereâs another trap, that Iâve heard of but havenât yet experienced. Itâs âdo you know how fast you were going?â With that one, theyâre hoping youâll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want â you just said you didnât know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then youâre lying to them.
Oh, Iâve had that one. Go with âyes.â Donât give them a number, just say âYes.â Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but thatâs suspiciously similar to saying they donât know, and they tend to avoid doing that.
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I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, âlet me call another lawyerâ, and that lawyer said yes.Â
JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020
forgetting #3 âI never suffered so the people claiming theyâre suffering are exaggeratingâ

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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like itâs potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well itâs easy for you to bend over, isnât it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh Iâll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didnât you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Donât be racist, Carl.
DONâT BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
Hmmmmm. Donât like that
that is exactly my point of view. if all people were given universal basic income, we could have tens of thousands of boring, tedious, dangerous, and long term harmful jobs done by robots, while humans are free to explore their passions without fear of poverty and homelessness.
in a good society, automation means a boom in the arts. language, painting, music, dance, writing, philosophy, architecture, etc. these are the sectors that advance tremendously during periods of human health and flourishing
Back in the 1960s, we were told that automation and rising productivity would mean shorter work weeks with higher pay. Instead we have multibillionaires, growing poverty, and crumbling infrastructure. The money is all there, itâs just being hoarded.
The lower classes are made to be self policing by perpetuating the myth that hard work is synonymous with self worth.