Random Dump of Stuff

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

jerking off after paying my own bills like damn do I have to do everything around here????

I love a conversation where both people are just as curious abt each other

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

he was openly bisexual. he didn't know that but he was