Hi, I’m Foggy!

Hang up on him, queen.

hannibal lecter's greatest personal ambition is one day being listed on will graham's wikipedia under Known Victims

the reason all my fics highlight Hannibal Lecter’s Very Active Cowper’s Glands is because it’s the hottest thing in the world. Hannibal getting so wet he can’t control it makes my vision go spotty

like lets be real hannibal lecter is already well on addams family levels of morbid dramatism he would fit right in

also both gomez & morticia would find everything will & hannibal have done to each other immensely romantic & would probably be like oh my dear why didnt we think of that.......

kind of a blessing will & hannibal were not normal about anything in the slightest because if they got married like a regular couple i firmly believe hannibal would be the worst most terrifying micromanaging groomzilla ever & 90% of caterers & florists in baltimore & surrounding areas would suddenly go missing

"he would want to do the catering himself" of course he would. & will would try to talk some sense into him sweetly muttering between kisses like my love. my bleeding heart. my light & my darkness. i am not going to let you cater your own wedding. do you also want to personally put every flower arrangement together yourself? & hannibal would stop & get this thoughtful look in his face before will just went NO!!

We talk a lot about Hannibal or Will letting "daddy" slip or about Hannibal calling Will all variations of "boy". But I do wonder what would happen if Will, unprompted, called Hannibal "good boy".

what a lot of people dont seem to understand about hannibal lecter is that he is playing a character for the world that is hiding the character he is playing for himself