Lecter Von Doom

[wanders in 13 years late hungover with a latte] this where y'all doing the cannibalism?

What Do You Mean Post-Nut Clarity Isn't A Canonical Tag??

yeah like their power dynamic is totally super nuanced except that hannibal lecter would crawl through broken glass to kiss will graham's feet in hopes he'll get kicked in the face so like-

will graham exists in this special sweet spot between "you can do better! 🥳" and "please god try 😟"

how stressed must hannibal lecter be now that the only people who use business cards are furry fanartists and The Worst Dj You've Ever Encountered?

somebody's really gotta tell hannibal that dick is free and there's a surplus

and like, im also baffled by how trusting everyone is of will "i wanted to run away with him" graham Until I Remember Hannibal Cut His Head Open With A Bonesaw and ykno what i would also assume that was a hard dealbreaker

pour one out for the hundreds of lives that could've been saved if will graham just joined a MTG group