Just A Loser With Too Much Music

me: *calls a person my own age “kid”*

IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED AND SAVED

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

“Greetings inferior meat slab.”

If the purge was real you would catch me in a bullet proof car wearing a full bullet proof onesie with hella guns & knives breaking into Sephora, Ulta, Barneys New York, Nordstrom, Saks Fifth Avenue, Yves Saint Laurent, & a pet store.

#honestly like fuck murder I’m trying to elevate my look

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

cashiering is the most thankless job i s2g you have no control over anything and customers seem to expect you to leave your station and personally attend to their needs

I feel so bad every time like, something is wrong and a cashier has to tell us. The other day at a Five Guys I ordered a coffee milkshake and a few minutes later the dude had to tell me they didn’t have any coffee left and he looked like he was bracing for impact. And I was just like “Dude it’s fine, let’s do this flavor instead” and he looked relieved. And honestly, that breaks my heart. Be nice to people that work in these positions man. It’s a thankless job and they could use the niceness.

i used to work a cashier job and the worst is when they complain about how expensive shit is??? like what do you want me to say? what do you want me to do about it??? theres nothing i can do. why you tellin me. i know.

the fact that she thought this was a good idea…

it’s comforting to know we have a backup buscemi in case we lose the other one

He literally spelled old-fashioned wrong, and he even had spell check to help him