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ngc7009

#elden ring

corviiids

so for nanowrimo this year i decided to not write a novel but instead write a screenplay for my dream project, A MUPPET ODYSSEY, which is homer’s odyssey but it’s muppets, a la muppet christmas carol. i didn’t finish it :( but here’s some of it.

that’s from the teaser. this is the first scene:

odysseus makes it to the castle in phaeacia:

thanks for reading a muppet odyssey. if you enjoyed please hit that subscribe button and petition disney to let me write a muppet odyssey

corviiids

thank you everyone for your kind response to a muppet odyssey. if i can muster the energy i’d love to finish it and pop a full script online for your viewing pleasure. alternatively, if anyone on tumblr works for the muppets studio please reach out to my agent (it’s just me in a hat).

some choice tags:

@yourfaveisamuppet you are a fucking genius.

@pyrite i did ultimately end up casting miss piggy as circe! i and some folks on twitter toyed with the idea of all the men on circe’s island being muppet pigs originally who she then turned into human people as punishment.

corviiids

some more choice tags

@jmbeaubier seeing my muppetry analysed in this way has filled me with a joy beyond human comprehension. thank you.

@whydocowsfall (late response im sorry) so fun fact the 1997 odyssey miniseries actually featured special effects by the jim henson creature shop, and they created polyphemus! so i’m thinking major monsters like polyphemus will be special muppets, like the ghosts in muppet christmas carol, new designs just for the film. as funny as it would be to have polyphemus be like fozzie or something i think it would be genuinely epic to utilise the full hypothetical power of the jim henson company in this hypothetical universe where disney doesn’t snipe me into a little grease spot immediately for even considering touching their property.

to everybody who said they would love to read this / watch it / would pay money to read or watch it: i love you and stay tuned because i would love to finish this script and make it available to read. to everyone who said they wanted to show this to their classics professors please tell me what they think i would love to know.

more casting thoughts

the sirens are camilla and the chickens

i think penelope is janelle monáe and telemachus might be justice smith. muppet movies have mostly a precedent of casting major characters as humans and supporting characters as muppets, so as tempted as i was to cast miss piggy as penelope, i decided to keep with tradition. breaking up piggy and kermit is also possibly an offence punishable by damnation

@theodysseyofhomer‘s absolutely inspired ideas of sam the eagle as tiresias and statler and waldorf as scylla and charybdis will stick with me forever

the gods are all muppets. i believe hermes is rowlf. i had absolutely no reasoning for this i just liked the vibe. fozzie is zeus, because i like the idea of fozzie delivering doom but sounding like fozzie.

based on everyone’s encouragement animal has now been double cast as both himself (musician) and achilles in the underworld. but patroclus is a human man. that’s just for me.

more other thoughts

the tag line is “how many war crimes can one man kermit?”

#if you like me at all please stop making me hear about that other thing.#<- op's tag because I relate to it as well #everyone should just read this #it's excellent

ezramire

if aught but death part me and thee

#woahhhhhh absolutely incredible art #the colours!!#the locked tomb

prenbyw

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

hinako-supremacy

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

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maezanilla

Pyrrha… cannot stop thinking about her…

#the locked tomb

wingkink

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

shithowdy

loon :)

shithowdy

i painted my loon :)

ratatosk777

So why is it Lacenet? Why does Lace have her whole ass name in the ship name?? Her greed knows no bounds????

it's like when the two of them take a picture, but lace's head is so massive, hornet barely fits in the picture. that's lacenet in a nutshell

#silksong

alt-illustrations

Pleasant Pheasant

#very pleasant indeed

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sanguine-humor

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

sanguine-humor

he keeps me sane

#project hail mary

skelesass

when the period cramps hit: a sketch

#resident evil

7116811219

stop saying bad words

#it's him it's mr boobs #<- prev tag lmao #soulsborne

leapfog1

No Voice to Cry Suffering

#deltarune #hollow knight

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20

Original

chicorystreetcoffee

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weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.