are you gonna dance on the line with me?

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

Having your favourite genre be rpgs suuuuuuucks sometimes. Like "Oh boy I wanna replay Dragon Quest IX. It's been like seven years since I last played it" lol loser. That's like 40 hours of your life when you still got a huge backlog to get around to. Get fucked.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

To look after and be looked after