up and adder

Give me thief Henry, who walks in Kuttenberg to show Hans around - then pickpockets some butcher, Emmeram apparently, because he’s a dick and won’t miss it, then gives Hans the ornate garnet cross he just stole from the man. Give me survivor Henry, who picks up poisonous herbs with his bare hands and - when Hans sees it and starts panicking - explains that he’s done this so much since he fled Skalitz that he can barely feel the poisonous stings anymore, like his body’s gone numb to the toxicity. Give me scholar Henry who gets stopped by a guard in town for a quick search and starts gaslighting the man by making him think that he’s a lawyer from Prague, until the guard backs down and Hans whistles at the feat, as surprised as impressed. Give me alchemist Henry who stops Hans from shooting bandits when their hunt is interrupted - instead, he gives him arrows dipped in Henry’s bane poison that kill their victims in exactly 10 seconds, leaving Hans dumb struck, intimidated and strangely turned on.

WIP but some tiny Capon with Hanush 💙

+ too good to be relegated 2 the tags

recently learned (the hard way) that even in a friendly spar with a girl if you get too close to henry he will not hesitate to kickslap you halfway across the ring

run!

rook is going for a midnight snack

Well...God gives his prettiest lords to his weakest soldiers