maker's breath but you're beautiful

For me it must be off. The purpose of a door is to block access to a space. If the space was meant to be accessed at all times you would just have an opening with no door in it. When a door is closed it is performing its function of blocking access. When you open it, you are turning off this function, aren't you?

A door's function isn't to block access, that's what a fucking wall is for. Doors open, that's like the one thing they do.

im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???

google isn't letting us accept any routes home now

Hotel California looks different than I imagined.

breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

I feel like the world has gotten collectively dumber in the past 5 years there has to be an event somewhere we can trace and directly link to these developments maybe someone turned a microwave in a way that they shouldn’t have I don’t know I just know something happened

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

"they should bring back the inquisitor as the protagonist it gives them a personal stake in solas as a villain" there is nothing funnier than the new pc knowing absolutely nothing about solas and every single other person around them having deeply personal beef with him. literally nothing

Seven years after Trespasser, Bioware has boldly revealed that DA4 will be about Solas