Perpetually tired

people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things

Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

Light, from Death Note: [laughs very loudly for a while] そうだ。(“That’s right” pronounced in Japanese like the word “Soda”)

death note heritage post.

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

i hate these motherfuckers so much. our sewer system used to be infested with them. they;d crawl out of my fucking toilet at night looking for warmth, standing up from the bowl waving their shitass little arms at me. they don’t have eyes but you can feel them staring back at you, asking for hugs or god knows what with that pathetic whine that permeates their entire way of existence. uppies! uppies! i’m not giving you uppies you wet toilet freak

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

I jacked off twice today.

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening