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Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

This is how it happens.

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Can a horse become king?

whats a king to a horse

what’s a horse to a different king

what’s a horse

me immediately after receiving the validation i crave

i love history because u learn all the drama that’s ever happened in the world without having to get involved at all!! its the ultimate version of staying in ur own lane

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

honestly can we please bring back pushing daisies it’s like the only supernatural show i could see without turning my resolution all the way up every single show about anything remotely supernatural needs to pay the damn electric bill i am so tired

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me