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my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

oh my god how do u flirt with girls

I’ve only been gay in theory so far I didn’t plan for this

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

My life has been made better by the realization that no matter how badly you feel about yourself, no matter who you are, Johnathan Van Ness would think you look beautiful.