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@iamlumosmaxima
As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.
How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?
That is a genocide.
That this is a crime on all accounts.
And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.
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Amazing!
βThings are what they are and will be what they will be.β
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teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: itβs not that deep ππΌ
when will someone study ME like a bug. when is it MY turn to be someone's just some guy. sick and tired
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The year is 2022. Youβre driving home from work, wifey calls & asks you to get some diapers for the baby. You grab roses for her. Lifeβs good. Sheβs crying in the closet you forgot the diapers whatβs she gonna do with roses idiot thereβs shit everywhere this is why your parents never loved y
The year is 1351. Youβre driving your ship home from work, wifey calls and sends you to the local store to get some rags as diapers for the baby. You grab a bouquet of flowers for her too. Lifeβs good. You both die from the plague
The year is 2020. Youβre driving home in your tractor after voting for Trump, the man of your people. Your sister calls and asks you to get some diapers for the baby you bought from the Walmart parking lot last week. You steal roses for her on your way out. Lifeβs good
The year is 2068. Youβre staring at the most beautiful stranger. She explains to you that sheβs your wife. You have dimentia. You smile and take her hand as your grandchildren jump around the room. Youβve lived a good life. Suddenly youβre staring at the most beautiful stranger
Anyway Iβm back on my bullshit
The year is 2019. Your fiancΓ© just got you roses in your big house with 3 cars and 5 dogs. You did all this to tweet it with βWeβre only 19, what are you doing with your life?β You got 5 retweets. Heβs been buying roses instead of food for weeks. You canβt cook. You havenβt eaten in 3 days
The year is 2018. Youβre scrolling through Tumblr and you see a post by none other than thebootydiaries. βGoalsβ, you think to yourself. Yes, this was it. What youβve been waiting for. Your entire life has led up to this. Your fingers shake as you type your comment. βGoals.β You hit reblog as youβre trembling, the chair squeaking ever so slightly. βI canβt wait to forget diapers, and have dementia.β You sigh. βAnd buy a house, dogs, and cars. Andβ¦andβ¦β goosebumps race through your entire body. βAnd get the plague.β
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfastΒ
you could have at least said spoiler alert
you bet your ass i got this strong from screaming at the moon and eating dirt
[on a date]
me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-
JFK: blows your what
me:
JFK: say it
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iβve been having way too much fun on twitter lately
Wow
π€ But then how did she read the comments.
there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful
Nobody:
@thebootydiaries :
canβt wait to reblog this from myself
for my followers
my love for you is like a truck
Explain
no
*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice
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(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta
