Still An Inkceptional Blog

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

stop asking me wyd i’m literally always thinking about love and how it touches every aspect of the human experience

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

Sad that running away to sea isn’t really a career choice anymore

The Fae better be fuckin ready to be tagged and fitted with a Radio Collar for Science then, I got new hiking boots and no other ideas for research grant money.

When they say “boys will be boys,” this is the type of stuff they’re talking about.

My ankles hurt just watching

cats at 3am