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!!! WELCOME to the DAME ZONE !!!
greetings and salutations, fine denizens of the inter-net!
here in the dame zone, we post all sorts of dame-related things! for an example, you should find one by reading below! this is how the process works.
now i'm sure you have questions. that's great! depending on what you consider an answer, we have some for you! take a gander at the handy list we've compiled below and check for yourself!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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!!! SUSATO MIKOTOBA from THE GREAT ACE ATTORNEY CHRONICLES is a DAME !!!
i miss reading
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉
FOR HAVING SEX
Girl
Let's Get It Started
Come Over Here
Lie Down
On My Bed
Take Off Your Dress
Wait
What's That Sound
In the Wardrobe
I Heard An Owl
Oh Shit!
Owl
Attacking Me
Scratching and Screaming
Swooping
Clawing My Skull
Get Out
Oh Shit!!!
More
Owls
Everywhere
i
Disturbed
The Nest
Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back
Hooting & Howling
Owls. Shadows. Tears.
Screams
Then
Nothing
Nothing but the Rain
and Owl Hoots and Insects at Night
@ jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains THREE (3) DAMES
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Regina Mills from Once Upon a Time!! A damely visage if ever there was one. Gotta love a dame of great evil and power.
!!! REGINA MILLS from ONCE UPON A TIME is a DAME !!!
SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!
I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do
1. nothing
2. we're so fucked
WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE
WORLD TAEKWONDO
The following is a message composed via consensus of the General Assembly.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the World Taekwondo Federation. Our previous mission centered around the practice and study of korean martial arts, foot and hand techniques. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than fifty years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.
SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!
I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do
1. nothing
2. we're so fucked
WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains FIVE (5) DAMES
!!! NYOTA UHURA from STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES is a DAME !!!
Slough off your skin—ill-fitted to your frame, unseemly flesh—and let spill the seawater, all filled with the salt and the kelp and the fish of you, green and blue and glinting in the sun. Hear the pop and crack of your splintering bones, riven open as the blossom splits the bud. Let the tarry residue of selfhood seep from your tear ducts, from your nostrils, from every pore, from the depths of your gut in great vomitous heaves if you must. This is what it is, to become something greater. This is what it is to become as gods. You are still going to have to clean all of that up, though.
Slough off your skin—ill-fitted to your frame, unseemly flesh—and let spill the seawater, all filled with the salt and the kelp and the fish of you, green and blue and glinting in the sun. Hear the pop and crack of your splintering bones, riven open as the blossom splits the bud. Let the tarry residue of selfhood seep from your tear ducts, from your nostrils, from every pore, from the depths of your gut in great vomitous heaves if you must. This is what it is, to become something greater. This is what it is to become as gods. You are still going to have to clean all of that up, though.
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains FOUR (4) DAMES
nobody in this fucking city can even cast mage hand.
impotency issues casting mage hand? we have a potion for this.
i've been told that it's "impossible" and "not remotely how circuitry works what are you talking about"
insecurities make liars of us all
hm. well she is a liar.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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nobody in this fucking city can even cast mage hand.
impotency issues casting mage hand? we have a potion for this.
i've been told that it's "impossible" and "not remotely how circuitry works what are you talking about"
Dude I fear the arcanists you know are hacks
this is what i also fear. and yet they seem to execute spells like prestidigitation and even rivivify with ease!
granted, i am not a practitioner myself, but still! mage hand is elementary, no?
nobody in this fucking city can even cast mage hand.
impotency issues casting mage hand? we have a potion for this.
i've been told that it's "impossible" and "not remotely how circuitry works what are you talking about"
nobody in this fucking city can even cast mage hand.
!!! AMY ARCHER from THE HUDSUCKER PROXY is a DAME !!!
apologies for the irregular daming recently, folks! my darling and i had a short stint teaching the young minds of tomorrow, but rest assured we'll be back to your regularly scheduled dames soon enough!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"
today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains FOUR (4) DAMES
Item: Pigeon Shoes; a cheaper version of Flying Shoes that occasionally get distracted by bread crumbs
