thetimeisnowsomehow

Giant overweight person whose gender I could not tell with the bright blue wig there is a reason we do not touch the subway seats with bare skin. You are the bravest motherfucker I have ever seen on the subway. You were in a bikini, you were fearless. I hope you were not sober. I sincerely hope the bikini is for swimming becuase you need to chlorine off the subway. This person did have giant tits but I don't want to assume female because this person was the gender of I dare you to ask

I respect mothers the way mothers respect the childfree: not at all

The older I get,whenever I hear of or see that someone my age or younger had a kid I have to immediately tamp down on my shit eating personality switch from seeing them as a human animal to seeing them as an animal human. They both have cellphones, but only one of them has rational thought outside baser instincts.

Childfree because even as a child I saw that the mother role was exhausting and thankless and I felt bad for my mother enough to dim my own shine

Acquaintance just had a kid. Told him not to and he said he wanted it more than anything.

Fell for a lot of propaganda in youth

No I won't stop ranting about the benefits of being childfree

Madara at some point while putting half a Hashirama clone on what is left of Obito after he phased through the rocks 'I wonder if Hashirama would find this weird?'

Childfree because I already feel homicidal rage when brats scream, if I were postpartum on top of that I would rip its head off and put it on a birthday cake