Well my ladies up in here, they like to talk back

i cannot relate to people who put gum under tables i have nothing in common with people who put gum under tables i honestly find it hard to accept the humanity of people who put gum under tables

see I WOULD have thought that the Cruella movie spoilers I’ve seen here were for sure fake, but I’ve learned my lesson from “Mr. Mime is doused in gasoline and burned alive” and “Palpatine fucks”

Are they getting worse at writing stories or was it always like this and we just didn’t notice

So one of the funniest things about Maki Itoh is that her gimmick is that she used to be an idol but was fired because her head is “too big.” Most of her wrestling career has been in Japan, where she’s a rude and foul-mouthed heel, but when she wrestles in America she’s a face because by god do we love her.

this is more of a pussy out look

I am not "differently abled". I am disabled. I can do less things than most people. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging that as long as you can also acknowledge that being able to do less doesn't make me less valuable than you.

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

i want to know who Dream had to bribe or what algorithms he had to manipulate to go from a guy getting downvoted in r/worldnews for supporting trump to a youtuber with 20 million+ subscribers in the span of just a few months

diversity win! your friend survived the lab accident and is now something distinctly nonhuman

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

whys everyone on this site a compulsive liar

This story is true and they divorced because of their cringe child

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.