shoutouts to gay sex

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable