You Know Me, It's Coco

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

Remember when I got called racist for putting brown skin on anime characters by a self described anti-feminist communist who doesn't see race?

And then one of her followers, who was also following me, was a white girl who vagued me and called me an ethnonationalist. Can you imagine a white bitch getting that confident in her belief of "color blindness"? These are the transfeminists and communists that you all reblog on tumblr.

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this