Caitlyn

Guillotines often backfired, leaving the victim's head even more strongly attached than it was before the attempt.

That's why tumblr is so sex negative these days. Lasting effects from that cake from a year ago.

This checks out tbh

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

even if it’s ‘cringey’ or whatever some sad person says. old early 2000’s emo/scene/punk makes me HAPPY. the aesthetic, the colors, the looks, the music. it’s so good and it’s like my only source of happiness.

“im so sad” *plays sad song* “im CRYING this makes me so sad” *repeats songs*