stay soft

the damage has been done (overshared)

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

felt ok but then remembered

i’ll never get over them giving us a femme running the retail store like the navy