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[ID: A part of the "Dead Dove, Do Not Eat" meme. It is a still from "Arrested Development" of the character, Michael, looking into a paper bag. /End ID]

bitches think they know what the post about whole time i was vagueposting my grandma

i would be so annoyed if i had a superhero/vigilante friend bc imagine that its never a 0% chance that bro is bleeding on your couch. and are they gonna go to the hospital? probably not. are they gonna put you in the position to become an expert at patching and sewing flesh or have them bleed out on your couch??? and what if i dont have a medical stitching kit? what if all i have is store brand band aids??? come home from work exhausted and ready for food and nope plan ruined your acquaintance is bleeding out on your floor aaaand youre the only one keeping them from death, good luck

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

With a little legwork we can make more people on Tumblr see this than the entire population of Iceland.