Why have I never seen this video before of Kristen Stewart getting caught sneaking a peek at Cate Blanchett’s boobs by Cate Blanchett herself?!??!
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Why have I never seen this video before of Kristen Stewart getting caught sneaking a peek at Cate Blanchett’s boobs by Cate Blanchett herself?!??!
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Kristen Stewart needs to star as Princess Di in the next movie about her
Snow White and the Huntsman: a review
So I recently watched Snow White and the Huntsman and have concluded that this movie is an unsung masterpiece that deserves to be rediscovered. Here’s why:
First off, the movie is every bit as dark, scary and gross as an adaptation of Grimm should be and it’s a refreshing change from the usual Hollywood fairy tale. Blood, mud, dead animals and unrecognizable slime everywhere. This is Renaissance Europe in all its gritty glory and this is what fairy tales are about.
Through Kristen Stewart’s phenomenal performance the film gives us a fresh take on the princess myth. This Snow White has all the feminine grace and compassion of a traditional princess but is not afraid to get her hands dirty. She spends much of the film covered in filth and gets into all kinds of undignified situations. Stewart has a very visceral and physical style of acting and this is displayed to great effect as she wades through a sewer audibly retching and gagging, stumbles through a forest corrupted by dark magic or reacts to biting into the poison apple. Her performance is as always fascinating to watch.
The fantasy elements of the film are very creatively realized. The dark forest is a slimy and twisted world not unlike the “upside down” from Stranger Things. The fairy realm while more whimsical is still unsettlingly alien. I am amazed at how well the special effects have held up, especially the troll that the title characters encounter at one point. I know it’s CGI but it feels very real and solid with all the weight of a flesh and blood creature.
The world building is excellent. At one point we encounter a tribe of women living in a secluded marsh who ritualistically scar their faces to protect themselves from the queen. It’s an element that brings to mind the Vuvalini from Mad Max: Fury Road and makes the setting feel that much more grounded and real.
The film looks gorgeous! The sets, the costumes, the scenery, the cast. Even when everyone is wading in filth (which is often) I want to get lost in this world.
The heroine gets to wear armour and not the usual sexy female armour we usually see in fantasy. Functional plate armour that makes no attempt at accentuating her figure at all. She’s going to war and she doesn’t have to look pretty.
The final fight is a real fight. Snow gets thrown around and bashed in the face. She spits out blood. She snarls and grapples with the queen. Nothing about their fight is pretty. This is two people trying to kill each other and Snow is fueled by righteous indignation.
The film gives us a love triangle between Snow White and the two male leads with no resolution and that’s okay. This is the story of a woman reclaiming her kingdom and her feelings for the men in her life are of secondary importance. This was an incredibly bold move for a film to make especially at the time when love triangles were such a cliche. The film ends with Snow White’s coronation and that is enough. This is her story. Her hero’s journey.
Speaking of which, the coronation scene is groundbreaking in itself. The film does something that was unheard of in princess narratives of the time: it shows the princess becoming a queen. I remember when Frozen came out there was so much discourse about how groundbreaking it was to have a princess become queen in fairy tale film and we all slept on this one because it had Twilight era Kristen Stewart in it. Not to bash Frozen, I still think it’s a great film but this is worth addressing.
If this film was released today in the current climate of feminist discourse it would be applauded as a triumph for female representation and empowerment. Sadly Kristen Stewart’s Twilight-tarnished reputation and the scandal surrounding the film rendered it an object of mockery that was quickly forgotten. I have to wonder how a scandal involving a young woman and her much older director would be seen differently in the post-#MeToo era? In any case this film is definitely worth a second look in light of how much things have changed in the past decade in how we view female narratives and more specifically Kristen Stewart movies. Watch it while it’s still on Netflix. Show it to your kids. This one deserves to be remembered.
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I’m 12 and I legitamatly didn’t know that disposable cameras were real jfc
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The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!
This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.
The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.
That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it
romans.
Julius Caesar to be precise
Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.
THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP
Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this
I know we should totally stab Caesar
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
this is my favourite thing
OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT
My dream actually came true ^^
I love this like ugh
Who knows if it’s gunna come true but we like positive thinking anyways! 🤔
Can we please please normalize subtitles?
Subtitles are:
1. A necessity for deaf people
2. REALLY helpful for those who are partially deaf, have APD (like me and my sister) or any other hearing problem
3. really helpful for those who can’t focus well, especially for those with ADD/ADHD (like me)
4. Is incredibly helpful for people learning a second language, or for bilingual people who can read better than they can hear
5. Even if you aren’t into learning the language, there are countless amazing foreign movies and songs you really can’t enjoy without subtitles!
6. Can help people (like my sister) who have reading comprehension
7. Can help when you’re having a party and you don’t want to pause every time someone wants to make a comment/joke
8. Can help when the characters in the show have a heavy accent (especially in period shows)
9. Let’s be honest subtitles can really add to the humor of the show! (”sobs mathematically”, “screeches loudly”, “angrily fixes bowtie”)
10. Can let people watch content without headphones, or in areas of loud noises.
11. Alternatively, If someone has sensitive hearing or is triggered by loud noises, they can turn the volume down low and still be able to enjoy the content
12. The last bit is VERY true for movies where they switch between soft speaking and LOUD BOOMING NOISES (I’m looking at you hunger games)
13. Very good for helping young kids recognize and associate words and learn to read faster!
14. Really good when you’re eating chips/crunchy candy and can’t hear the movie
15. IS A NECESSITY FOR DEAF PEOPLE!!!
I can’t even tell you how many of my friends made fun of me for needing subtitles, to the point of where I just don’t bother with them anymore. Asking for subtitles at an event is the scariest thing I can imagine. People often complain that it “gets in the way” of their movie. Watching shows (especially in loud areas or with people who talk a lot) is incredibly frustrating for me. People often think I’m stupid for not understanding a show or needing to rewind when someone talks. Most Youtube users don’t bother to create subtitles for their videos (and auto-generated subtitles are crap). I just wish people were nicer to people who need subtitles, and that they were more accessible on other platforms.
Oh my god you guys last semester some guy in my film history class was whining like a kindergartener about how we opted for subtitles on a film that was in English and I went OFF
I rarely, rarely, reblog things I have already reblogged. But this is SO DAMN important.
I’m not even deaf, neither is my husband, but we enjoy shows better with subtitles because it’s easier to understand. For me I have problems with processing what I hear when my kids are running around or when something else is making noise in the general area; for my husband, he is a multitasker extraordinaire and having subtitles helps him enjoy his shows while also playing games on his laptop or working on a chore. Literally nothing about subtitles get in the way, and I don’t understand why people get so uppity about them. Subtitles are good!!!
I love watching with subtitles! I have ADHD and it can be really hard to focus when watching something. I have an econ class that has videos we can watch, and reading what they’re saying helps me process what I’m hearing so much easier!
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Small devotional acts.
Collect and honor dead butterflies or moths*
Remember lost loved ones*
Place flowers on unmarked graves*
Eat foods with poppy seeds – use more poppy seed dressing*
Decorate using poppies*
Contact the dead*
Press or dry some flowers*
Spend time enjoying a river or creek*
Taking a well-needed (or not) nap*
Do more divination*
Volunteer at a nursing home
Adopt an older animal
Go outside at dawn or dusk
Burn a scented candle before bed
Listen to music that makes you feel calm/serene
Take a cold shower
Go hunting for bones or fossils
Turn off all your lights and use candlelight
Open your window at night
Wear dark, soothing colors
Go swimming in natural bodies of water
Give donations to people who need to put a pet down
Have spaces where you can avoid time pieces
Plant flowers for butterflies
Say hello to any crows or ravens you see
Turn down the brightness on your phone screen
Drink some icy water
Go to bed earlier
Replace your lightbulbs if the light is too harsh
Drink calming/sleepytime tea
PRACTICE LOVING YOURSELF
Many, many, many other things not said here
*contributed by @beau-witchery
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
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Card Captor Sakura Clear Card anime new PV! Tomoyo version ~
ALL HAIL TOMOYO THE QUEEN OF THE WARDROBE
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WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L