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On one hand, I still cry sometimes when I think about what happened to Crowley and Aziraphale in the finale. On the other hand, I think I do sincerely believe we can keep them alive, and that being kept alive by love is possibly the only benefit to being a fictional character. Before the finale aired, I assumed that if I didn't enjoy it, I'd just sort of give up and wander off into the woods. But when it actually happened that way, I couldn't leave them. I have this image of the two of them trapped in a cave somehow, and I (we) can either help slowly move the rocks and debris from the entrance, or I (we) can slam the last huge stone over the last opening, leaving them forgotten in the dark. The urge to start excavating was so strong I started learning how to use a new program, which is something.
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The Patience of Angels, Chapter 12 (M, AU from end of S2)
Fic Summary: “I was Somebody in Heaven. I’m nobody in Hell because I was Somebody in Heaven. Because I didn’t want to be Somebody ever again.”
An old enemy is on the hunt for the demon known as Crowley, and it will take all the powers of one very protective angel to save him. But in keeping Crowley safe, Aziraphale will uncover more of the terrible truths of Heaven than he ever wanted to know.
Chapter Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley start to unravel a mystery (this time without shouting). Elsewhere, the plot begins to loom ominously.
Excerpt:
“That’s the trouble of hanging around humans so long,” Crowley grumbled. His scalp still tingled pleasantly, and he was trying very hard not to think about it. “Six thousand years, all their irritating little emotions and hormones and synapses start to leach into you. Like… leeches. Pumping you full of all their gross inconvenient human-y bits and behaviours, like ‘apologies’ and ‘consideration for other people’.”
Aziraphale raised an eyebrow at his phraseology. “I really don’t think that’s how leeches work. Or how leaching works.”
“Oh, let’s not talk about leeches tonight. It’s too nice of an evening and I’m enjoying having all my blood back in my body.”
“Fair enough.” They walked on for a few minutes in mostly companionable silence, the sound of Crowley’s cane a still-irregular staccato punctuation to their steps. “Crowley? There’s something I want to ask you.”
The demon tensed, anticipating probing questions, a rehash of the fight at the inn, a demand to know why he’d kissed Aziraphale and then walked out…
“The day of the attack on the bookshop, when the Metatron arrived and no one else recognized him, he asked you directly if you knew who he was, and you did.” Crowley nodded. “How did you recognize him?”
Crowley thanked every false deity he’d ever heard of.
And who forgot again that it's Thursday? 't's meeee. But I have a weird one for you today. I hope you'll like it; it's more a fic than it is a game.
This was written before s3 was out, so it's not compliant with s3.
“You’re on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Principality.
You’re here to slay him. If you don’t, it will be the end of the world.”
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Crowley doesn't remember how he got here or who this Principality is, but he has a funny feeling that they've met before - 6000 years ago, again and again and again.
The question is: Will he save the world or will he save the love of his life?
Or will he find a way to save both?
It's up to you.
(An interactive fanfic.)
This is not a fanfic. This is not a videogame (yet). It's something in between. It's my first Choose Your Own Adventure fic, it has only one path and one ending - so it's more of a regular fanfic with gamified elements.
(You CAN get lost and "lose", but I made it in a way that it doesn't give you an unhappy ending. Can't say more because spoilers!)
The premise is that you play Crowley and decide what he does when faced with the Almighty ordering him to slay a principality.
I made a flow-chart instead of an outline. It's mental. There's several paths and endings already outlined, and I will add them as soon as The Yelp Chronicles are finished.
My personal story behind this fic
One of all our favourite Good Omens fanartists, @sightkeeper, mentioned on bluesky that someone should write a Good Omens Slay the Princess AU. And... well, now that I think about it, this is not that lmao. Uuuh, it was supposed to be but I almost always fall back to canon-compliance when the opportunity arises. (Sorry!)
There's no need to know anything about Slay the Princess to read this. In fact, it won't help you at all in solving if you do.
Anyway, I was planning on playing Slay the Princess anyway, and after I did, I thought: Okay, yeah... I have ideas! Unfortunately, I was in between other writing duties. And that's why I only wrote one ending yet. But I have never forgotten, I promise! They're coming! Even though I don't think anybody still waits for them haha
I was afraid that a bad ending would depress someone, so while there is currently a way to... uh... well, fuck it up for Crowley, it's not permanent even in the context of fic. The problem is, that I may have hidden the clues to what you need to say or do a little too well, and a lot of people ran along the "bad" path at first before arriving at the happy end. Maybe I will also come back to that finished path and make it a little more obvious?
All that is to say: I am very much looking forward to writing the other paths and endings for this, to give you more choices. There are some that I'm looking forward to for *evil tehehe* reasons and others I'm looking forward to for *silly tehehe* reasons.
Each story-path is supposed to be a different genre. We'll see how well I'll manage!
The best part of it...
It's not a very popular fic. Maybe people don't like interactive fics? Maybe people are afraid they need to know Slay the Princess (it really wouldn't even help if you did know it)? Maybe I made a bad job of making people read that they need to click a choice and not "next chapter" for it to make any sense?
Or maybe it's just bad. I don't know. I hope not. I had a lot of fun writing it. And of all my fics, reading the comments to this one is by far the most entertaining.
My favourite one was one lovely person commenting on a choice early on something along the lines of: "Damn, I wish choice X wasn't blocked off..." (because I haven't written that ending yet and I don't want anyone to get stuck, so those choices are blocked off for now) "... not that I would ever done X, but it sounds fun."
Then, later, you do get choice X again, and they, who would "not ever do X", wrote "Haha, I think I will do X now."
One chapter later: "OH MY GOD, CROWLEY REALLY DID X! I DID NOT THINK YOU WOULD LET ME DO THAT". 😂
I think that was my favourite chain of comments I ever received.
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You can read / play Slay the Principality here, on ao3! Please read the instructions first. They are very short but important.
LEGO Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile (and his Heavenly, but certainly not angelic Husband)
Yeah, I'm still struggling with the fandom fallout after GO3 and haven't exactly felt like sharing all my new GO3 LEGO babies in the aftermath, but *gritting my teeth* these babies deserve some love and I hope that there are enough fans left here who will appreciate them *looking around warily*?
If you do, please give them some love. If you don't, just ignore this post and please don't hurt my babies' feelings with any spiteful comments. Seriously, they're trying so hard to bring some joy to this fandom, please don't tread on them. *glares glarefully at anyone even thinking about hurting my babies* Thank you very much!
That being said *putting down the teeny-tiny LEGO shovel*, please enjoy our Ineffable Spouses, sharing an intimate moment (yeah, we wish, I know)!
I bet that Crowley in this wonderful Aziraphale-gifted version of his dream wife Heaven outift must have helped their husband to get dressed up down for his important business trip to Hell, right? Also, still wondering if there was some tartan hidden somewhere... tartan pants maybe? 😉
For additional pictures and some ramblings about the creation of those two idiots, including credit for the "store-bought" parts...
Honestly, I love these ridiculous costumes to pieces! It's not stated explicitly, but still strongly implied that Aziraphale must have miracled up this exact color-inverted replica of Crowley's usual outfit, right down to all the little details, like the snake skin boots and the snake belt!
Seriously, Crowley's torso was relatively easy to design for me, because it is a copy of his usual outfit, so I dug up my old torso design file and edited the hell out of it (literally) before getting it printed on a Tan LEGO torso. The rounded bottom part of his jacket covering the hips was meticulously cut and folded out of painted paper. The colours actually match better than it looks in these pictures.
The boots were giving me the biggest challenge here! I could not just have them printed on some LEGO legs, because I wanted to use those longer custom legs by Leyilebrick, the only valid option for Crowley in those bloody tight jeans, imo. Ahem.
So, yeah, recreating snake skin boots in LEGO minifigure scale? Shoot me now! Well, the results are far from perfect, but I tried my best. It really would have helped to have hi-res screencaps, but I still haven't found any, so most of the creative process was squinting at blurry enlarged images, a huge dose of 'best guess' and a lot of swearing! Oh, also acrylic markers and masking tape, of course! 🤷
Crowley's hair used to be this custom hairpiece before I painted the hell out of it. Unfortunately it's not available anymore. I'd love to get my hands on more of those pieces for other versions of Crowley!
Credit for the head goes to Minifigs.me! I bought and "beheaded" their Prince of Darkness minifigure, because those round golden sunglasses looked like a great match! I might have taken a teeny-tiny bit of secret pleasure in this act of revenge on behalf of some mistreated bat(s). *looking around innocently* 🦇
Ah, Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile, my beloved! Seriously, this costume is so horrible I can't help but love it! How, and I mean how the fuck, could Aziraphale come off genuinely intimidating in this ridiculous Joker mock-up?! Thank you for your acting skills, Michael Sheen! 🤡
People who know me and my bloody annoying perfectionism had a good laugh at my struggle to not get anything about this one perfect. Let his face be smudged. Let his teeth be sharp, but don't try to fix them any further. Let those silver chains dangle crookedly. Let his half gloves look ragged. Use the most ugly colours for his hairpiece (taken from this minifig) and don't worry about a smooth finish. Let his coat and shoulder pads look torn. Let him look horrible and own it! A Master of the Secret Torments, indeed! *still apologizing to my inner Monk who died a million times in the process of making this minifigure*
Anyway, I'm really grateful I had at least one BTS picture to work with here. Slorch's clompy (why isn't that an official word?) boots are hilarious! Initially I used some off-brand legs with printed boots and added some 1x1 plates for the high soles, but it didn't look that great. In addition those legs were too loose for the LEGO hips with the silver belt, making the whole figure fall over again and again, so I ultimately ditched those and just stole a pair of Crowley's long legs (the husbands really don't mind sharing). Since all the printed details from the other legs were almost completely hidden by the coat anyway, this solution works for me.
"Credit" for the head and torso: I took this Joker head and this LEGO torso and ruined modified the shit out of them! No idea if the way I painted the face is suggestion enough of the big mismatched nose, but whatever. Fun fact: if you'd pull off Lord Slorch's coat, you might still find the HARES OF HAVOC print on the backside, which I found too funny to remove! 🐇
All the dangly bits around the hips, the coat itself with its shoulder pads, and the chains dangling form the collar are made of masking tape and painted with acrylic markers. The spiked collar around the neck used to be on of these boring LEGO neck collars before I repurposed it lovingly! 🔪
Hopefully I didn't forget anything important. Feel free to ask if I did.
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Tagging the usual crowd with the customary addendum to please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list! 😘
Post-GO3 Addendum:
If you want to be removed specifically from any future Good Omens 3 LEGO posts, please also let me know! Hopefully I will find the time to share more of my LEGO babies soon, but some of them will be from S3!
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I'd like to gas up my own ideas on here for fun, since the Internet is the only place with folks who will understand what I'm feeling to, you know, the full degree.
But at the same time I don't want y'all to think I take myself too seriously or I'm being condescending toward people who maybe don't see things the way I do 👉👈 This is especially hitting as I get further into the story and realize that I have to actually commit to some of my headcanons and narrative changes now.
Anyway, if you see me posting smugly about ideas for the rewrite please regard it as slightly giddy, overexcited rambling, LOL.
Just to let everyone know, the lights will never go out, the bookshop will never be closed and there’s an angel and demon waiting inside to have a drink with you.
It feels like they keep telling us it’s over, and while, yes, the series is done, that does not mean we have to stop creating. Good Omens has belonged to the fan for a long time and as long as we keep creating stories and art then Crowley and Aziraphale will never be gone.
I have some big writing projects in the works, but this damn heatwave is melting my brain and I have summer seasonal depression which has made things hard to focus.
Anyway, I know I have made posts like this before, but please don’t stop writing and making art about them.
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