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1955 movie “Maiko Three Musketeers” An exciting comedy movie in which three good maikos living in Kyoto Gion work together to discipline the bad husbands.

06/03/26 update: we're about halfway to the 100-copy mark!

A bit over halfway to 100, but still not enough for another run. Keep passing the form around if you want a copy!

Hey friends, I have one of the copies from the first printing and I cannot overstate how gorgeous it is. If you like the idea of printed fanfic but aren't up to the DIY bookbinding thing I do, this is absolutely worth your time and money.

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

did you have the dream i sent you?

The construction could also be “Cuthritch” depending on how you want to translate the gender rules in old English.

actually, old english does have a word for “native realm”: eþelrice, pronounced ‘ethelritch’. surprisingly similar lol

Aye but the prefix for “Elld-” had connotations of knowledge and understanding which I felt was essential to keep for an antonym, thus I am serving “Cun-”

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.