I've Moved

i had a dream last night that i was at some sort of high school singing competition and everyone did traditional group songs and then beyonce showed up with a group of adult women at this high school singing competition and started singing that “my neck, my back” song??? as a performance?? i think they ended up winning the competition

Beyoncé could sing the alphabet with her mouth closed and she’d still deserve all the awards

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

Tired of being mocked, hundreds of village idiots band together to make their own village.