LETTERS FROM MARKIPLIER, Part I

stream doodles! i’m really loving the stream so far, it’s… VERY entertaining and interesting

When dad calls you a good girl

When you hear dad call sister good and not you

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.