is it raining where you are?

@rivendork

Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.

bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch

the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment

another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”

Theydies and gentlethem

Same Energy ™️: my good close friend didn’t want to call me queen or king, so they ended up calling me monarch, which was funny as fuck cause my brain instantly went to “the butterfly???”

one of my friends calls me madamonsieur and i love it so much.

See, THIS is how you make gender jokes!

Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]

@inquisitorwienand

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

I respect this man’s decision making skills.

This is hilarious