Not Really All That Small

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

jacking off is awesome but did anyone else notice that it stopped being satisfying like two years ago

cus the sun entered its solar maximum around 2 years ago, coronal mass ejections are causing chaotic auroras to form around the system as the planets magnetospheres get crushed and reorganized. its like someone saying the word "chair" and you imagine a blue chair when usually youve always thought of a green one. jacking off will start feeling like it used to again around the year 2030 as the sun enters dormancy and our magnetic poles generally snap back to their usual states, though if your inertia wasnt strong enough before the CMEs hit then you will be permanently affected. if you were alive in 1954 and passed through cycle 19 unperturbed then you shouldnt really have to worry about this current one.

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

it would be so fucking embarrassing if we meet aliens and they are like wow you guys have the same technology as we did 300 gyroaays (unit of time) ago, that's awesome. and we are like wooo that's so cool and they are like yeah so what are your thoughts on electrons and glorons and we just like missed glorons and they are so important and easy to discover but we missed it and have eben fuccking around and they laigh at our shitty science built around the gaping wound that is the absence of glorons

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

love when dysfunctional bands start putting out songs like "i wish i could escape to another planet" or "i am stuck in a miserable sitaution with people i hate" or "heres a song about a controlling asshole that definitely isnt a direct dig at our lead singer"

introducing 'band that is probably doing great in their interpersonal relationships' and their new single: "the drummer fucked my girlfriend and im going to kill him"

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

one thing about me is that i am always on this fucking website

every game should have a dating mechanic but like not necessarily romantically. i just think i should be allowed to ignore the main plot and take the npcs out to a café or an aquarium or something. even if it doesn't fit the setting. we will invent aquariums.

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of "the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne" . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.