bees?

i hate trying to explain why i like skyrim characters to people who dont get it cause its like YEAH they look BAD. its a 15 year old game bro. they are all ugly base game. they all have the same 5 voice actors. they have 20 lines of dialogue each. but u gotta look past all of that. you gotta look at the vibes man. if theres one thing bethesda does right its the vibes. everything else is bad. but you gotta ignore that. you gotta stop letting your brain take the wheel and give your pussy a shot. she will lead you to the most depraved yearning youve ever experienced in your life.

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

"Omg twinssssss" I say to the dead body outside Last Resort Cannery while bleeding out from a timberwolf attack

everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone