Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

Ok I wonder how many people know these are t swift lyrics

Please.

TRUTH

Also worth knowing: training your child to accept arbitrary ‘reasons’ for obedience like ‘because I said so’ and ‘my house my rules’ etc trains them to be more susceptible to peer pressure because in their mind, when someone who is at all an authority (older than them, bigger than them, more impressive than them, more confident than them) demands something, they should accept it and not think about it critically. Let them ask why, and give them a real reason. If not, don’t be surprised when they fall for lots of bullshit when they are older. You’re the one that made them believe ‘BECAUSE’ was reason enough.

^^^ This. My mother never pulled the ‘my house my rules’ shit with me. She always explained why I wasn’t allowed to do something. So instead of resenting her for not letting me do things I learned why certain activities were bad or not something I should be doing at that age. If you explain something to a kid or teenager they’re more likely to understand why and more likely to be receptive to your criticism.

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that