Incorrect She-Ra

Glimmer: So how long have you been going out with Catra?

Shadow Weaver: How many toys does a child seriously need??? When I was a kid, I had two rocks. One sharp. One not. Take the sharp rock, try to stab things. Take the not sharp one, try to make it sharp.

Entrapta: Wanna help me with my wedding?

Entrapta: I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

Adora: *whispers in Catra’s ear* this place is pretty dangerous, want me to hold your hand... just in case?

Entrapta: Emily, unleash the roombas.

Hordak: I slipped a little note into your bag to tell you that I love you.

Catra: Your smile? It makes my day.

Entrapta: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.

Adora: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I’d only have one dollar because you’re all I think about.

Adora: From now on, we will be using code names.

Lance: I am, as the kids say, “awake”.

Bow: Nice job, Glimmer! Gimme five!

Horde Prime, handing Hordak an alien gun: You’ve got everything you need to defeat her.

Catra: Horde Prime can be really aggressive. So it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.

Entrapta: How do you tall people sleep when the blanket can’t possibly cover you?

Glimmer: Bitch.