Incorrect Old Gods of Appalachia Quotes

Whatever you do, don’t think about Jack thinking about Doc and Marigold while trying to figure out how to get Tommy back to Ginny

Jonah, standing stern: Enough! We must handle this like adults!

Rachel, tilting her head mischievously: Rock, paper, scissors, then?

Crane: We have depth and character, ma’am.

Polly: *look of disgust*

Marcie: Ellie, it’s 4 o’clock in the morning

Ellie, seizing the opportunity as a younger sibling: So, you can’t sleep huh?

Skin’t Tom: Okay, bye, I’ll missss youuuuu!

Melvin: *stares*

Ageless (??) Trickster God (?) (where/when did he even come from?), Fakest idgaf-er alive, Has screwed over essentially ALL of Appalachia at this point and will do so again, Hangs out in trees with raccoons and possums but also likes whisky and his cooshie office, Got stabbed to death by the antlers of The Evil Deer™️ don’t worry he’s fine now, Is (kinda?) friends with what feels like all of the most powerful witches around, Has a weird and very interesting relationship with the evil personification of railroad expansion, Friend to magically gifted kids everywhere, Literally the Jack in every story that has a Jack™️ in it, and about a million other things