incorrect michael scott quotes

andy: one cup

pam: [places down a +4 wild card] uno

jim, slapping his hand away: i told you it’s not your fucking cheese

oscar, at one point

pam: you asked me if i was single, then cried when i said i wasn’t

jim: yeah it’s 2019 we support the gays

i’ve heard iwatchtheoffice.com / watchtheofficeonline.tv is good and even includes deleted scenes

pam: and a coward. do 20

jim: oh, i put it there so it can replace all the oxygen you waste

michael: both kelly and ryan were upset when they found out but ryan and i were drunk and i thought it was funny

oh yes 100% i always hated how angela is so far up her own ass that she’s upset at the senator for having an affair bc he’s a gay man stuck in a straight relationship even though she’s been cheating on men for years with dwight

IM LATE BUT AW OMG THANK YOU MERRY CRISIS UWU

definitely either dwight, meredith, or creed. i think meredith and creed actually need rehab tbh

i prefer michael and holly bc it’s such a pure and wholesome relationship and they fit together so well. although dwight and angela also fit together very well, i didn’t like the whole cheating on the senator storyline.

— michael scott, probably. on diversity day: christmas edition

idk if you mean andy or deangelo (bc andy was consistently the worst salesman but when deangelo came he lost a lot of clients bc he sucks) anyway i love andy and even tho he’s a bit annoying sometimes he’s always got good intentions but deangelo can choke i hate him

i think some of them definitely do but dwight’s life, despite how fucking weird it is, seems very full